EARTHQUAKE ENTHUSIASTS ATTENDING QUAKECON FURIOUS AT LACK OF REAL EARTHQUAKES
QuakeCon attendance has risen exponentially over the past few years, however that rising statistic seems to be attributed to the flock of earthquake enthusiasts who descend on QuakeCon only to leave dissapointed.
When interviewed, traveling Idaho man said “I love Earthquakes! They’re a way of life! This so called QuakeCon is a lie and cheat! I think I speak for my fellow Quaker Boyz when I say we’ve been tricked, backstabbed. and quite possibly, BAMBOOZLED!”