After a duck fanatic traveled 10 hours to what he believed was QuackCon, he soon realized his blunder upon entering the Gaylord Texan. “I walked into the building, duck costume on and everything, and yet not another duck in sight. Then I get told that I’m at some kind of gamer event or something. I must be going QUACKERS!”
After another successful QuakeCon, local man was witnessed asking for registration details for next year’s event just one hour after the conclusion of the prior event. In unrelated news, QuakeCon staff break world record for longest sigh and loudest facepalm.
Enjoy these photos from QuakeCon 2019. Some were taken by us and some were taken by Adam “SirSkippy” Reynolds.
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Thanks to Zemini for the user submission!
h2>Listen to the Song!
Want to game, where to go?
Brave the heat for just one week
Towing gear up the hill, suddenly you’re standing still
Your friends are there, crank up the subs, as the frags go pow, pow, pow
But there’s one thing, everyone knows…
This is QuakeCon!
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
This is QuakeCon!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
This is QuakeCon!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
This is QuakeCon!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
This is QuakeCon!
Demon spawn, filled with lead, saving friends from the undead
Take a break from the kill, suddenly you’re standing still
Your fur is brown, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise
But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?
This is QuakeCon!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
This is QuakeCon!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
This is QuakeCon!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
This is QuakeCon!
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
This is QuakeCon!
The secret of the con, ancient mystery
Lost inside the crowd, I know you’re hiding
What if you’re crowned? Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery what do you say?
QuakeCon is the answer, we’d live here if we could
What if you’re crowned?
Will we ever know?
I want to, I want to, I want to know!
