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Attorney General Releases Redacted Summary of Mueller Report into QuakeCon Forums Badge Design Collusion and Obstruction
The Attorney General of QuakeCon Badge Design Integrity recently released his two-page summary of the Mueller Report that investigated whether there was collusion between Russia and QuakeCon Forums in the design of the 2019 QuakeCon Forums Badge and whether there was obstruction of the investigation by QuakeCon Forums.
There will be a limited amount of Forum Wh0r3s Badges for sale for a minimum donation of $5. Find a Forums staff member near the NOC to get one! Badge sales go to fund yearly hosting, domain and platform software costs.
Here are the front and back designs of the 2019 QuakeCon Forums badge.
Here are some wallpapers featuring the badge art.
Cell Phone Wallpaper
Below is the Attorney General’s letter to the heads of the badge masters.
This is not a real story. This is a modified version of the actual letter William Barr wrote. You can read the original letter here.
Master spy, Will Timmits, infiltrates DreamHack EDM band, Seven Lions, to gather intel on stage dimensions
Master spy, Will Timmits, recently infiltrated DreamHack in the least-likely place, as a musician in the EDM band, Seven Lions.
Sources from inside the QuakeCon organization confirm that Timmits recovered priceless information, including but not limited to, stage dimensions, types of snacks in green room and how wicked the mix is on stage.
“Something is really off with Seven Lions tonight,” said Guillermo. “Either that, or they sound better than ever. It’s hard to tell because it’s EDM.”