QuakeCon to Experiment With Injecting Deodorant Into Attendees

2018 will mark the first year QuakeCon takes, what some have said, are extreme measures to battle the B.O. from the BYOC. They will experiment with injecting attendees with deodorant.

“We had to replace the drywall because of the smell,” said a Gaylord Texan rep. “I had to burn my clothes.”

The deodorant will come in three scents, Old Spice Fresh Endurance, Axe Teenager Scent and Dove Lady Smell.