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TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES FROM QANON, QUAKECON CHANGES ‘Q’ TO ‘N’ FOR NOT QANON

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April 1, 2021

QUAKECON & GAYLORD STAFF LAUNCH INVESTIGATION FOR PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR SPRINKLER SYSTEM SPRAYING BAWLS INSTEAD OF WATER

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April 1, 2021

After a small electric fire erupted in the BYOC, QuakeCon and Gaylord staff were puzzled to find that the sprinkler system had been altered to release pure BAWLS Guarana instead of water.

Local authorities are now seeking any information that may lead them to the memelord responsible.

“This is no laughing matter,” a local Grapevine Sheriff stated shortly after laughing at the word “BAWLS.”

EARTHQUAKE ENTHUSIASTS ATTENDING QUAKECON FURIOUS AT LACK OF REAL EARTHQUAKES

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April 1, 2021

QuakeCon attendance has risen exponentially over the past few years, however that rising statistic seems to be attributed to the flock of earthquake enthusiasts who descend on QuakeCon only to leave dissapointed.

When interviewed, traveling Idaho man said “I love Earthquakes! They’re a way of life! This so called QuakeCon is a lie and cheat! I think I speak for my fellow Quaker Boyz when I say we’ve been tricked, backstabbed. and quite possibly, BAMBOOZLED!”

QNN Issues ‘cease and Desist’ to QuakeCon for Horse Art on ‘QuakeCon at Home’ Hoodie Instead of Receiving One… Finally.

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July 5, 2020

Bethesda Executive Has Vision for QuakeCon 2020 After Shopping for Throw Pillows

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June 25, 2020

Quakecon Makes Surprising Move Into Home Furnishing Market With ‘QuakeCon at Home’

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June 25, 2020

Participate in Community QuakeCon Quarantine Video

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April 2, 2020

We\’re all bummed there will be no QuakeCon 2020, so let\’s do something to cheer us up!

We\’re calling on the QuakeCon community to come together and make a QuakeCon Quarantine Video!

Instructions – Deadline May 1

Download the mp3 (QNewsNetwork (QNN) – This is QuakeCon).
Sit/stand in front of your webcam
Play the song and sing along while recording the video and audio
1. THIS IS IMPORTANT!!! (USE HEADPHONES OR YOUR VOICE WILL NOT BE ISOLATED)
2. The only audio on the video you create should be your voice
Submit the video here.

Lyrics

Want to game, where to go?
Brave the heat for just one week
Towing gear up the hill, suddenly you’re standing still
Your friends are there, crank up the subs, as the frags go pow, pow, pow
But there’s one thing, everyone knows…
This is QuakeCon!

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
This is QuakeCon!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
This is QuakeCon!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
This is QuakeCon!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
This is QuakeCon!

Demon spawn, filled with lead, saving friends from the undead
Take a break from the kill, suddenly you’re standing still

Your fur is brown, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise
But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?
This is QuakeCon!

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
This is QuakeCon!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
This is QuakeCon!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
This is QuakeCon!
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
This is QuakeCon!

The secret of the con, ancient mystery
Lost inside the crowd, I know you\’re hiding
What if you’re crowned? Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery what do you say?

QuakeCon is the answer, we’d live here if we could
What if you’re crowned?
Will we ever know?
I want to, I want to, I want to know!

This is QuakeCon Music Video

This is QuakeCon in the BYOC in 2019

Sample Quarantine Video

Horse’s Evil Twin Starts Covid-19 Pandemic to End QuakeCon Once and for All

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April 2, 2020

$\"\"$

word combo

QNewsNetwork / zzTEST /

August 10, 2019

<?php

$str = \"apple pear banana orange\";
$str_splode = explode(\' \',$str);
$combos = showCombo(array(), $str_splode);
foreach($combos as $key=>$array){
    echo $key.PHP_EOL;
    displayArrayByKey($key, $array);
}


function displayArrayByKey($str, $arr){
    foreach($arr as $key=>$array){
          $string = $str. \" \" . $key;
          echo $string . PHP_EOL; 
          if(count($array)> 0){
              displayArrayByKey($string, $array);
          }
    }
}

function showCombo($str_arr, $arr){
    $ret = array();
    foreach($arr as $val){
       if(!in_array($val, $str_arr)){
           $temp = $str_arr;
           $temp[] = $val;
           $ret[$val] = showCombo($temp, $arr);
       }
    }
    return $ret;
}

?>

Photo confirms either Horseman at QuakeCon was not actually horse, or it kill human and wore its hands

QNewsNetwork / News - QNN - Reusable / horse, quakecon /

August 5, 2019