id Software installs “BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY” cease and desist letter for QNN, Tim Willits considers breaking five minutes later July 13, 2019
With blood donations at an all-time low, Red Cross beginning to take involuntary blood “donations” July 13, 2019
Whooping cranes protest QuakeCon over attendees’ offensive imitation with stereotypical sound June 29, 2019
Whooping crane migration patterns affected due to whooping mating calls by attendees at QuakeCon June 29, 2019
QuakeCon attendees learn how to make waffle dragon with QuakeCon Q at Master Pancake Theater June 29, 2019
Old-timers think they are gaming. Turns out they’re just watching Judge Judy with controllers in their hands June 29, 2019
President Obama: “Miss me yet? You didn’t need one of these at QuakeCon when I was president.” June 29, 2019
QuakeCon attendees prepare to be amazed and inspired by master pancake cooking dog, Flapjack June 29, 2019
Funny no more? Master Pancake plans to analyze all 18 hours of ‘Ken Burns: Baseball’ at QuakeCon June 29, 2019
Attorney General Releases Redacted Summary of Mueller Report into QuakeCon Forums Badge Design Collusion and Obstruction June 25, 2019
New QuakeCon Branding Guidelines Call for Large Trademark Symbol With Art Cowering Beside It June 19, 2019
Bethesda staff say one final prayer to the dark lord before taking stage at E3 to promote Doom Eternal June 10, 2019
Master Spy, Will Timmits, infiltrates DreamHack metal band, Trivium to determine lighting secrets June 1, 2019
Master spy, Will Timmits, infiltrates DreamHack EDM band, Seven Lions, to gather intel on stage dimensions May 31, 2019
Gamers mistake BYOC for Bring Your Own Cornucopia. Attend wrong festival. Have time of their lives. May 16, 2019
Computer Monster materializes from Nothing, Reigning Horror Upon Quakecon and the World August 12, 2018
